Feb 04

En el colegio, en lugar de la sarta de pendejadas que le enseñan a uno sin ser lo suficientemente maduro para comprenderlas, debería haber una clase especial para los hombres dedicada a dos cosas solamente:

  • Leer “Rojo y Negro” de Stendhal. Pero no leerlo por leerlo, sino como si la vida dependiera de ello. Y es que literalmente sus vidas dependerán de leerlo, comprenderlo, interiorizarlo, memorizarlo y aplicarlo. Todo lo que necesitan saber acerca de las relaciones con las mujeres y como sobrevivir a ellas está allí. Todo excepto el final. Si el final lo hubiera escrito Balzac sería memorable, pero el final de Stendhal me parece un poco forzado, además que se tira toda la idea del resto de la obra. Pero créanme, ese libro es el mejor regalo que se le puede hacer a un hombre.
  • Cómo quitar un brassier, sostén o sujetador. Es indispensable saber abrir el broche a oscuras, mientras se da un beso, con la mano izquierda, sin ninguna clase de ayuda y sobre todo furtivamente, como quien no quiere la cosa, y en menos de 3 segundos. Si se demora un poquito más, se expone a que la dueña de la prenda piense en qué está pasando y eso, señores, no se puede dejar pasar. Si hay lucha desabrochándolo, pierde puntos, si tiene que usar las dos manos, crea distracción, y nunca, sobre todo nunca, pidan ayuda. La volteada de ojos clásica mientras la susodicha se lleva las dos manos a la espalda y lo hace quiere decir: “sos un pelmazo”.

La vida de todos los hombres, sobre todo a esa edad, sería mucho más fácil si uno pasara unos años estudiando esos dos temas como si su vida dependiera de ello, y créanme; depende de ello.

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  1. 1. Mariale divagando Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 Says:

    Jajaja
    tal vez la vida no dependa de eso, pero sí dependen de eso sus probabilidades de reproducirse…

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  2. 2. blanche Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 Says:

    jejejejeje…. sí, tal vez así las cosas serían distintas, muy distintas.
    Oye, es la primera vez que me paseo por aquí, llamó mi atención tu nikname “SAUDADE” una palabra que me trae recuerdos y me transporta a ciertos momentos inborrables….. Hace poco tiempo escribí un post justo de la saudade que siento correr por mis venas…….
    saludos.

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  3. 3. Lolo Windows XP Internet Explorer 7.0 Says:

    Por lo menos no se arruina la vida pero si una buena oportunidad de placer y diversión. Si, nada compensa la sopresa de encontrarse desabrochada en menos de 3 segundos y “sos un pelmazo” al menos es preferible que un “dejálo así” ¿no crees?
    Para el libro, pues no tengo comentarios, me tengo que instruir primero, a ver si cumple o no, a ver si el escritor en realidada “lo sabe todo” o es como en las novelas.
    Slds.

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  4. 4. Eliana Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 Says:

    A nosotras, deberían enseñarnos a no estar con el que más queremos y si, con el que más nos quiere.

    Entre otras cosas…..

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  5. 5. LeoSaavedra Windows Vista Internet Explorer 7.0 Says:

    Si necesita firmas para su proyecto, yo lo apoyo.

    Ademas, por experiencia les digo que a veces 3 segundos es mucho… sobre todo con las que se suelen arrepentir rapido.
    el que piensa, pierde (en esos casos)

    Salu2

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  6. 6. Andrés M. Windows XP Internet Explorer 7.0 Says:

    Jajaja bueno, toca leer el libro… con respecto a lo otro, tenemos buena ayuda audiovisual ;)

    http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-undo-her-bra-with-one-hand

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  7. 7. Ivan Andrade Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.11 Says:

    Uy si, lo del sostén si es cierto, que operación tan compleja, vida berraca. Eso si sería una clase magistral e incapable.

    Saludos

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