Jan 19

No creo en los propósitos de año nuevo. No creo en esas decisiones ridículas tomadas a la luz de la emoción que implica pensar en que “se acabó” el año. No creo que el año nuevo, vida nueva y tenemos una nueva oportunidad para ahora si vivir sin cagarla.

Me rio mucho de las gordas que intentan “este año si” bajar de peso, de los que “ahora si” van a salir de deudas, de los que quieren superarse, viajar, estudiar, casarse, divorciarse, comprar casa, comprar carro, aprender otro idioma, ad nauseaum.

Prueba de eso es que a estas alturas la abrumadora mayoría de los semovientes que conforman la raza humana ya han olvidado sus buenos propósitos y siguen con su inercia típica. Los gimnasios que el 4 de Enero estaban invadidos de gordas haciendo cardio ya recuperaron su ocupación habitual, para dar un ejemplo.

Una ocupación chistosa en estos días es preguntarle a alguien: ¿Oye, como van tus propósitos de año nuevo? y ver las caras de “ups” mientras piensan una excusa.

Como dice el sabio y antiguo refrán: “Ni en lágrima de mujer, ni en cojera de perro, NI EN RESOLUCIONES DE AÑO NUEVO HAY QUE CREER”

Estos son mis propósitos de año nuevo, para que puedan burlarse de mí con conocimiento de causa:

  • No comprar más libros sobre Alejandro
  • No comprar más zapatos
  • Tener perfecta forma siempre que haga peso muerto
  • Pesar 80 kg con un porcentaje de grasa del 8%
  • Terminar LA PUTA TESIS

Alguna sugerencia? Puede ser algún propósito que crea conveniente, o consejos de cómo lograrlos.

written by Saudade

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10 Responses to “Propósitos de nuevo año”

  1. 1. Lapetra Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.0.17 Says:

    Terminar la tesis!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ.

    Disfrutare tu cara de escuza por los proximos… humm. 3 años???

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  2. 2. vaivi Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.5.7 Says:

    Mi gimnasio sigue llenisimo!!!!

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  3. 3. Lolo Windows 7 Google Chrome 3.0.195.38 Says:

    Por eso no los hago, simplemente tengo propósitos de vida que como todos mis planes terminan desbaratados, modificados o ridículamente postergados al infinito del olvido.
    So, aquí estoy…

    [Reply]

  4. 4. KOA Windows 7 Internet Explorer 8.0 Says:

    Proposito MEJORAR EN EL DOTAZO CAMBIAR TU ISP y de nuevo MEJORAR EN EL DOTAZO

    [Reply]

  5. 5. Meow Windows Vista Google Chrome 3.0.195.38 Says:

    Terminar la tesis para poder viajar, lejos muy lejos avec moi. Que tal el lago Baikal! ^^

    [Reply]

  6. 6. gabriel Windows XP Google Chrome 3.0.195.38 Says:

    dejar el pucho, hum, not

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  7. 7. LeoSaavedra Windows Vista Mozilla Firefox 3.5.7 Says:

    Termina la tesis…. es lo principal ahora.

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  8. 8. Mariale divagando Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.5.7 Says:

    Yo no hago propósitos de año nuevo, simplemente sé que hay cosas que debo hacer, y punto!
    Como terminar la puta tesis!

    [Reply]

  9. 9. HugoA Mac OS X Google Chrome 16.0.912.63 Says:

    Nahh… esta bien que uno no crea en propósitos de año nuevo, pero creo que todos necesitamos de un momento al año para ¨hacer cuentas¨ de lo que se ha hecho y lo que no, y direccionar nuestra vida hacia un rumbo que nos sirva ahora. Hacerlo el 31 de diciembre a las doce o el 15 de abril a las siete de la mañana es igual, lo que importa es poder reflexionar sobre la manera en que llevamos nuestra vida. Un propósito, de esta manera, se convierte en el resultado de un balance sobre nuestro estado actual y la manera en que llegamos a ella. Qué tan realista depende de qué tan bueno se pueda ser en seguir objetivos, por eso mis propósitos son solamente cosas que puedo lograr.

    El de este año: guess what? Terminar la puta tesis :D (Para esto, son 29 días más)…

    [Reply]

  10. 10. juancho0202 Windows 7 Google Chrome 16.0.912.63 Says:

    Hay que dejar de fumar :ilied:

    [Reply]

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